Love Story

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be.

Boy: Hey, hun!
Girl: Hey.
Boy: I missed you at school today. Why weren't you there?
Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
Boy: Oh really? Why?
Girl: Oh, nothing. Just some annual shots, that's all.
Boy: Oh.
Girl: So what did you guys do in Math today?
Boy: You didn't miss anything that great, just a lot of notes.
Girl: Okay, good.
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: Hey, I have a question to ask.
Boy: Okay, ask away.
Girl: How much do you love me?
Boy: You know I love you more than anything in this world.
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Why did you ask?
Girl: *silence*
Boy: Is something wrong?
Girl: No. Nothing at all. Um. How much do you care about me?
Boy: I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.
Girl: You would?
Boy: Yeah of course I would. *sounding worried* Is there something wrong?
Girl: No, everything's fine.
Boy: Are you sure?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Okay. I hope so.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: I would take a bullet for you any day, hun.
Girl: Really?
Boy: Any day. Now, seriously, is there something wrong?
Girl: No, I'm fine. You're fine. We're fine. Everyone and everything is fine.
Boy: Okay.
Girl: Well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school.
Boy: Alright, bye. I love you!
Girl: Yeah. I love you too. Bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL
Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today?
Friend: No.
Boy: Oh.
Friend: She wasn't here yesterday, either.
Boy: I know. She was acting all weird on the phone last night.
Friend: Well, dude, you know how girls are sometimes.
Boy: Yeah, but not her.
Friend: I don't know what else to say, man.
Boy: Okay, well I gotta get to English. I'll see ya after school.
Friend: Yeah I gotta get to Science. Later.
THAT NIGHT
Girl: Hello?
Boy: Hey.
Girl: Oh, hey.
Boy: Why weren't you at school today?
Girl: Uh, I had another appointment with the doctor.
Boy: Are you sick?
Girl: Um, I have to go. My mom’s calling on the other line.
Boy: I’ll wait.
Girl: It may take a while. I’ll call you later.
Boy: Alright. I love you.
-very long pause-
Girl: *with a tears in her eyes* Look, I think we should break up.
Boy: What?!
Girl: It’s the best thing for us right now.
Boy: Why?
Girl: I love you.
THE GIRL DOESN’T COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE
Boy: Hey dude.
Friend: Hey.
Boy: What’s up?
Friend: Nothing. Hey, have you talked to your ex lately?
Boy: No.
Friend: So you didn’t hear?
Boy: Hear what?
Friend: Um, I don’t know if I should be the one to tell you…
Boy: Dude, just tell me!
Friend: Uh. Call this number, 433-555-3468.
Boy: Okay, thanks!
BOY CALLS THE NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
Voice: Hello, Suppam County Hospital. This is Nurse Victoria.
Boy: Uh, I must have the wrong number. I’m looking for my friend.
Voice: What is their name, sir?
*boy gives info*
Voice: Yes, this is the right number. She’s one of our patients here.
Boy: Really? Why? What happened? How is she?
Voice: Her room number is 646 in building A, suite 3.
Boy: WHAT HAPPENED?!
Voice: Please come by, sir, and you can see her. Goodbye.
Boy: WAIT! NO!
THE BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM 646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. THE GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
Boy: Oh my God, are you okay?
Girl: *silence*
Boy: Dear, talk to me!
Girl: I..
Boy: You what?
Girl: I have cancer and I’m on life support.
Boy: *breaks into tears*
Girl: They're taking me off tonight.
Boy: Why?
Girl: I wanted to tell you, but I couldn’t .
Boy: Why didn’t you tell me?
Girl: I didn’t want to hurt you.
Boy: You could never hurt me.
Girl: I just wanted to see if you felt about me the same as I felt about you.
Boy: Huh?
Girl: I love you more than anything. I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you.
Boy: *crying*
Girl: Don’t be sad. I love you and I’ll always be there with you.
Boy: Then why did you break up with me?
Nurse: Young man, visiting hours are over.
The boy leaves and later that night the girl is taken off of life support and dies, but what the boy didn’t know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time. She only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks left to live and thought that it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
NEXT DAY
The boy is found dead with a gun in one hand and a note in the other.
THE NOTE SAID:
“I told her that I would take a bullet for her, just like she said she would die for me.”

Our eye

Fact: Whenever we see someone/something we like, the pupils of our eyes dilate and grow larger. It’s almost as if our eyes are trying to see as much of this as possible. This is an involuntary and uncontrollable physiological response.

WHEN YOUR CRUSH ASKS WHO YOUR CRUSH IS

Women

Jangan engkau kahwini wanita yang enam; yang ananah, yang mananah, dan yang hananah, dan jangan engkau kahwini yang hadaqah, yang baraqah dan yang syadaqah." - Imam Al-Ghazali-

Wanita Ananah:
Wanita yang banyak mengeluh dan mengadu dan tiap saat memperalatkan sakit atau berpura-pura sakit.


Wanita Mananah:
Wanita yang suka mengungkit-ngungkit terhadap suaminya. Wanita ini sering menyatakan seperti; "Aku membuat itu keranamu"


Wanita Hananah:
Wanita yang menyatakan kasih sayangnya kepada suaminya yang lain, yang dikahwininya sebelum ini atau kepada anaknya dari suami yang lain.


Wanita Hadaqah:
Wanita yang melemparkan pandangan dan matanya pada tiap sesuatu, lalu menyatakan keinginannya untuk memiliki barang itu dan memaksa suaminya untuk membelinya.


Wanita Baraqah:
1) Wanita yang sepanjang hari mengilatkan dan menghias mukanya.
2) Wanita yang marah ketika makan dan tidak mahu makan kecuali sendirian dan diasingkannya bahagianya.


Wanita Syadaqah:
Wanita yang banyak bercakap perkara yang lagha (sia-sia) dan lagi membisingkan

Seeing only what is fair, Sipping only what is sweet, Leave the chaff, and take the wheat.

Falsafah babi

Kita jangan jadi macam babi! Sebab babi apabila pergi ke sesebuah taman, walaupun di sana ada bunga mekar nan indah, buah-buahan yang enak-enak dan makanan yang baik-baik, tapi babi akan sentiasa tetap mencari najis dan kotoran.

Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

Falsafah lebah

Kita kena jadi macam lebah! Sebab lebah apabila mencari manisan dia akan pergi ke setiap bunga, samaada bunga itu wangi atau busuk, tapi dia tetap akan mengambil manisan daripada bunga tersebut. Dan akhirnya manisan dapat dikumpul di dalam sarangnya, dan terjadilah apa yang dinamakan MADU (ubat bagi segala penyakit) yang memberikan manfaat kepada makhluk lain.


The honey-bee that wanders all day long The field, the woodland, and the garden o'er, To gather in his fragrant winter store, Humming in calm content his winter song, Seeks not alone the rose's glowing breast, The lily's dainty cup, the violet's lips, But from all rank and noxious weeds he sips The single drop of sweetness closely pressed Within the poison chalice.

Few of the things to do when you’re bored

• Act like a spy / secret agent for the day
• Act like you just met your friend for the first time
• Add some strawberries to your ice cream
• Adopt strange mannerisms
• Alphabetize the food in your fridge
• Announce your candidacy for President.
• Annoy total strangers
• Apply for a unicorn hunting license
• Appreciate everything
• Arrest yourself
• Ask a question nobody can answer
• Ask embarrassing questions
• Ask people how to pronounce their name
• Ask people if they want to see your “belly button treasure”
• Ask people if they’ve seen your head
• Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
• Ask why
• At the bottom of escalators yell “MY SHOELACE!”
• Baby oil the floor
• Backstroke your way to class
• Bake the world’s biggest doughnut hole
• Balance a pencil on your nose
• Balance a pillow on your head
• Bark at people in the grocery store
• Lounge around the house in prom attire
• Make a list of things to do when bored.
• Make a list of things you want
• Make a rubber band ball
• Make a sundial
• Make faces at strangers to make them laugh
• Make oatmeal in the bathtub

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